“Canada’s Nessie” Found?
By Teddy Dawes
Here’s an interesting story from the mainstream media. “Canada’s Loch Ness Monster” has been the stuff of legend…until now.
Topics: Aquatic Dinosaur, Cryptozoology | No Comments »
A (new?) brand of terror infests Maryland woods
By Chuck Muskeegee
We here at Photon Toaster magazine have always known about the existence of the mysterious chupacabra. The following account of a confirmed sighting and capture of the animal may shock you. Click at your own risk! Cryptozoology is not for those with weak knees!
Topics: Cryptozoology | No Comments »
Bigfoot sighting?
By Teddy Dawes
We’ve had a few fans write in and inform us of another possible Bigfoot sighting. What is this creature crossing the road? Is it the elusive Bigfoot?
Topics: Uncategorized | No Comments »
Birds Show Signs of “Massive Trauma”
By Teddy Dawes
Some strange happenings in the new year. Thousands of birds have been found dead, apparently after suffering massive trauma. Was this the result of secret government aircraft testing…or something much more sinister?
Topics: Conspiracy, Extraterrestrial | No Comments »
Episode 3 Released Into the Wild
By Chuck Muskeegee

Photon Toaster episode “Windfall Prophet” is now alive and well on the internet. Chuck and Teddy meet an interesting man in a shiny suit. A lot of running around follows, as well as some food. It’s 28 minutes of adventure and excitement. Go ahead. Watch it. You’ve earned it.
Topics: Propaganda, Time Travel | 1 Comment »
Government Officials Cover Up UFO Activity
By Chuck Muskeegee
Government officials cover up UFO activity at US nuclear missile bases. Are we under attack? http://bit.ly/cxHtzp
Topics: Extraterrestrial, Propaganda | No Comments »
Officials Deny Crop Circles
By Teddy Dawes
A viewer forwarded this link to the home office today. The media seems pretty sure that crop circles are a 100% man-made phenomenon. So sure, in fact, that they don’t even offer up the other side. The question is, “Why release this video now?”
Curious.
Topics: Conspiracy, Crop Circles, Extraterrestrial | No Comments »
Roswell Crash Anniversary
By Chuck Muskeegee
Roswell Crash Anniversary in July – Aliens really needed a Garmin. Read more about it: http://bit.ly/dbvLw0
Topics: Conspiracy, Extraterrestrial, Propaganda | No Comments »
Stephen Hawking Warns Against Alien Contact
By Chuck Muskeegee
Stephen Hawking warns against making contact with aliens when we find them …or they find us. http://bit.ly/afA0Jj
Topics: Extraterrestrial, Propaganda | 1 Comment »
Chupacabra Finally Found…Again
By Teddy Dawes
More evidence of the elusive Chupacabra has turned up, this time in Texas. You wouldn’t expect a secret to be kept long in a place called Wise County.
Topics: Cryptozoology | No Comments »
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