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		<title>&#8220;Canada&#8217;s Nessie&#8221; Found?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 15:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teddy Dawes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s an interesting story from the mainstream media. &#8220;Canada&#8217;s Loch Ness Monster&#8221; has been the stuff of legend&#8230;until now. Check it out!]]></description>
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		<title>A (new?) brand of terror infests Maryland woods</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 18:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Muskeegee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We here at Photon Toaster magazine have always known about the existence of the mysterious chupacabra. The following account of a confirmed sighting and capture of the animal may shock you. Click at your own risk! Cryptozoology is not for those with weak knees! Maryland Chupacabra found]]></description>
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		<title>Bigfoot sighting?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:10:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teddy Dawes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve had a few fans write in and inform us of another possible Bigfoot sighting. What is this creature crossing the road? Is it the elusive Bigfoot? Find out here.]]></description>
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		<title>Birds Show Signs of &#8220;Massive Trauma&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 14:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teddy Dawes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Conspiracy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Extraterrestrial]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Some strange happenings in the new year. Thousands of birds have been found dead, apparently after suffering massive trauma. Was this the result of secret government aircraft testing&#8230;or something much more sinister? Read about it.]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 3 Released Into the Wild</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 13:50:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Muskeegee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Propaganda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Time Travel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Photon Toaster episode &#8220;Windfall Prophet&#8221; is now alive and well on the internet. Chuck and Teddy meet an interesting man in a shiny suit. A lot of running around follows, as well as some food. It&#8217;s 28 minutes of adventure and excitement. Go ahead. Watch it. You&#8217;ve earned it.]]></description>
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		<title>Government Officials Cover Up UFO Activity</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 16:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Muskeegee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Government officials cover up UFO activity at US nuclear missile bases. Are we under attack? http://bit.ly/cxHtzp]]></description>
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		<title>Officials Deny Crop Circles</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 15:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teddy Dawes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A viewer forwarded this link to the home office today. The media seems pretty sure that crop circles are a 100% man-made phenomenon. So sure, in fact, that they don&#8217;t even offer up the other side. The question is, &#8220;Why release this video now?&#8221; Curious. Watch the &#8220;truth&#8221; here.]]></description>
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		<title>Roswell Crash Anniversary</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 21:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Muskeegee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Roswell Crash Anniversary in July &#8211; Aliens really needed a Garmin. Read more about it: http://bit.ly/dbvLw0]]></description>
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		<title>Stephen Hawking Warns Against Alien Contact</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 19:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck Muskeegee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen Hawking warns against making contact with aliens when we find them &#8230;or they find us. http://bit.ly/afA0Jj]]></description>
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		<title>Chupacabra Finally Found…Again</title>
		<link>http://www.photontoaster.com/articles/chupacabra-finally-found-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 19:25:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teddy Dawes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cryptozoology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[animal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chupacabra]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[More evidence of the elusive Chupacabra has turned up, this time in Texas. You wouldn&#8217;t expect a secret to be kept long in a place called Wise County. Read all about it here!]]></description>
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